Unhelpful Steps to Mindfulness

Tired of the same old wellness books? Bored of the same mindfulness books going on and on about inner zen?Is your path to enlightenment exhausting and confusing?Then this is the wellness book you didn't know you needed. "I was about to lose my life's purpose. I was 3 weeks away from losing it all.I went from book to book looking for the perfect guide to achieve mindfulness in my life.The advice in this book is truly absurd. I now go to every auxiliary BINGO night in a 20 mile radius. I was able to increase my sodium levels by 6X inside of 18 months due to all the corndogs my diet is now comprised of. These are REAL results and to be honest I probably could have done even better. I could have done LITERALLY anything else. But for me it's this book. It worked for me and it can change your life too. This is a book for anyone who has tried other approaches to mindfulness and did not see the results.For those who simply don't want to follow directions, a given plan or just don't want to try-THIS is the book for you! The Unhelpful Steps To Mindfulness The reviews are in:".The Unhelpful Steps To Mindfulness will change your life! "-Barnaby McNubnubPaid Actor/Web Personality/Sim