So totally Emily Ebers

Dear Daddy, How's the tour going? I miss you sooooo much. I can't believe Alice split us up like this! Things are okay here...I met a girl named Millicent Min who is so, so funny. You would crack UP. And there's also this boy, Stanford--but I might jinx it if I write about him. Thanks for the credit card, but what I'd really love is a letter. Remember those things, Daddy? Letters? Just kidding. I won't REALLY go on a wild shopping spree if you don't write back soon. But it would be nice if you would write back, like, ONCE, okay? Write back. Or I'm heading straight to the mall. Love, Emily