Giants Come in Different Sizes

In a not-so-far-away land of magic and hamburger bushes, a wicked wizard schemes to marry the princess by cursing the land to endless rain, causing the hamburger bushes to wither and generally bumming everyone out until a noble barber named Seville offers up his trusty scissors to defend the kingdom. On his quest, he will meet giants of all sizes (large, very large, and wow, that's big) as this irreverent, exuberant story turns other fairy tales on their heads.