At My Funeral Take the Bouquet off My Coffin and Throw It into the Crowd

As I Watch This Generation Try to Rewrite History One Thing I'm Sure of It Will Be Misspelled and Have No Punctuation

Dieting Is Like Riding a Bike and the Bike Is on Fire and the Ground Is on Fire and Everything Is on Fire Because You're in Hell

My First Objective When I Get Home Is to Change into Something That Make Me Look Like I Am Homeless

They Call It a Selfie Because Narcissistie Is Too Hard to Spell

I Can't Adult Today #help

Millennial Handle with Fragile Thank You Caution Easily Offended Thank You

90s MANY MEMORIES NO EVIDENCE

LAUGHTER When a Smile Has an Orgasm

I Hate When People Ask Me What I'm Doing Tomorrow When I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing Right Now

I'm Going to Use up All My Old Makeup Before I Go Buy New Makeup

Rumors Are Carried by Haters Spread by Fools and Accepted by Idiots

This Millennial Runs on Coffee and Avocado Toast